Sunday, December 23, 2007

Just because. My review of the Polar Express.

Ugh. The Polar Express was on Disney Channel. You know, this could have been a really good movie if -


a) it was animated in a little less creepy way. At least the people.
b) that whole scary runaway train part
c) that stupid stupid hot chocolate song
d) what is with the weird North Pole?? I'm sorry, but that is not what the north pole should look like. It should look cute and fuzzy like like the north pole in Rudolph or Elf, but the empty weird factory with creepy music looks more like part of the Death Star on Star Wars.

Oh, and those stupid engineers, especially the one with the long red beard.

Maybe even 45 minutes cut from it timewise too.

Because, you know I know everything and the way I think it should be is the right way!!! ;)

10 comments:

Maddy said...

I hate that movie. I hate that Tom Hanks is 2/3 of the characters and I hate the scarey elves. I hate it all!

Anonymous said...

I MISS you and the kids. Merry Christmas.

Mike

Michelle said...

I didn't like it the first time either. But, as with every other kid-ish movie ever released, Peter bought it and it ran last year for 10 solid days. About 30 viewings in it started to rub off on me and now I love it.

maybe I've been brainwashed. Should I play it backwards??? haha

Lisa said...

i LUB that movie!!! i think that is exactly what the north pole should look like. and i so want to be on the runaway train! LOL i love the kids in it and think the animation is fantastic! so, i guess i love it for all the reasons you hate it! LOL but it still doesn't top the grinch (animated version!)

Kerry said...

Ugh, it figures the people who like it are the same ones who don't LOVE Napoleon Dynamite!! What is with you people?? I may have to reconsider my friends. ;)

Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

;)

Michelle said...

vote for pedro.


for the record, you and Maddy officially converted my on the Napoleon thing. I'll watch it on purpose BY MYSELF now. So not all is lost. :)

Lisa said...

i think beth's comments summed it up. happy new year!

Kerry said...

Hahahahahaa! Michelle has come to the dark side. I always did like her best. ;)

Sorry Lisa and Beth, something is seriously wrong with you both. ;)