Do you ever have one of those days, when all is said and done, that you just breathe a sigh of contentment knowing that you've been blessed with new knowledge? A knowledge that is so powerful that you just feel smug for having it?Today was that day.
Out and about. It's been something close to 30 minutes since food has passed my lips. A hunger pang. A craving. Uncontrollable urging. Must have BK onion rings...with ZESTY© sauce. Regular onion rings 375 calories - check. ZESTY© sauce 150 calories per package - check. It's okay, a Diet Coke© balances everything out, right?
Well half way through the yummy onion rings, the Diet Coke© runs out. Time for a refill. Like many of you, I have a difficult time planning my meals at Burger King. The myriad of choices, the flavor combinations and overall texture just leave me intimidated. I've always felt like Larry the Cable Guy dining at The Savoy every time I set foot in BK...that is...until today...
Thanks to a very brave person. Guillermo, Brenda, Ryan H. or whoever it was. You know who you are. We all know that you're in hiding now for committing such treason. God speed my friend. Thanks for putting the secret/sacred dining & soft drink DaVinci code for all to see. Like a vision of the Virgin Mother, it burned my eyes and is a sight I shall never forget. For now, I know what drink to have with my Burger King order. Thank you.
I promise to share this knowledge with everyone, no matter what the cost. You have served man kind and it will not be forgotten.
To everyone reading this: You now have the keys to the kingdom. Use them wisely and never forget the price that was paid to get it to you...$3.81 including sales tax.
11 comments:
what happened to McDonalds Coke???
I LOVE BK onion rings...and their BK Joe iced coffee...yummo!
I'm so confused.
ok, now that was damn funny no matter WHO you are! :D
wow! if i were a BK connoisseur i would have known that. now i totally agree with the diet coke and veggie burger, but i have to disagree with the dr. pepper pairings. everyone knows that a dp goes best with the flamebroiled items. the fruity notes and that charring flavor were made for each other.
don't get me started on the dissing of mickey d's coke. where's the love?
OK; I'm stumped. Who are you and what did you do with Kerry? Everyone knows she doesn't drink Diet.
And I googled every term I could think of to figure out this Mystery Blogger stuff. Is it a new trend I've missed? :P
Seriously. Look at the time difference between my first comment on here and my comment on the previous post. That's how long I've been searching. ;)
The mystery blogger shall remain anonymous.
I can honestly say I've never ever, not one time, considered "pairing" anything with either a soda (diet or otherwise) and a fast food item (burger or otherwise). In fact, I do believe the term "pairing" should be left to those who actually do eat, err DINE, at the Savoy, those who live in Califnoria's Wine country or anyone on Top Chef.
the execs at BK have clearly lost their minds. And the mystery blogger has fallen into their evil trap :)
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